Firstly, I suck at introductions. If I meet you for the first time, I will either stare blankly at you, or talk endlessly about ten thousand random subjects without actually saying anything.
You know that description of being like a swan, all calm & serene on the surface, frantic paddling underneath? I'm the opposite. I'm an upside down duck (take a moment to imagine that). Or a piece of driftwood.
Anyway, this is the blog for Axholme Licensed Tearoom in Crowle, North Lincolnshire. Never heard of it? Don't worry, no one has. I'm Jules, the co-owner. I make the cakes, breads, soups & preserves at the tearoom. The other owner is Mike, he makes the beer & coffee.
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Here's what it looks like inside. Nice! |
But Jules, some might say, isn't that poor business practice to give away your recipes? Surely people won't need to come into the tearoom if you've told them how to make stuff themselves? Bah! Says I, where's the fun in that?